Friday, April 24, 2009

Quote of the Day - Ass. Jail. Mine.

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From "Making Light" during a discussion on the release of the torture memos from the Bush/Cheney Administration:

#43 ::: Marna Nightingale ::: (view all by) ::: April 19, 2009, 11:08 PM:

How about a current CIA agent who might be reluctant to perform currently legal interrogation techniques (or anything else required of their jobs)

Well, let us picture that, shall we?

CIA Agent: "I'm not torturing anybody. It'll land my sorry ass in jail."

"Oh, c'mon. The memo says it's not torture. It's "enhanced interrogation".

"Nope. Not doin' it. Ass. Jail. Mine."

"I'm your boss, and I say it's ok."

"So fire me. Ass. Jail."

"The head of the CIA says it's okay!"

"Tell him to come do it then. I'm not torturing anybody."

"The PRESIDENT says it's okay!"

"I don't give a damn. I don't care if GOD comes down and writes it on that hillside in letters of fire ten feet high. Ass. Jail. Mine. Not torturing anybody. I quit."

... Yeah. I'm good with it. I am so damned good with it.

And just to save some time here? If this leads directly to a terrorist attack on my home city which causes my crushed body to be found under a pile of smoking rubble?

I am counting on someone from ML to make sure my gravestone says "she preferred this to condoning torture". Goudy Old Style, please, large type. :-)

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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Grammar Police


I go slightly mad every time I see a writer refer to "great tenants of design" or plot or whatever. A tenant is a resident, a landowner, a roomer, a lodger... It's TENET, dammit!

*sigh*

Move along... nothing to see here but a foaming-at-the-mouth grammar geek.

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Thursday, April 02, 2009

*sigh*


That about says it...

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Had a Bad Day

Last week was filled with Epic Fail, and while this week is shaping up better, this seems appropriate.

Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong ...

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Friday, March 13, 2009

Thought for the Day


Gloria Gaynor - I am What I am


I am what I am
I am my own special creation
So come take a look
Give me the hook
Or the ovation

It's my world
That I want to have a little pride
My world
And it's not a place I have to hide in
Life's not worth a damn
Till I can say
I am what I am

I am what I am
I don't want praise - I don't want pity
I bang my own drum
Some think it's noise; I think it's pretty
And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle
Why not see things from a different angle
Your life is a shame
Till you can shout out I am what I am


I am what I am
And what I am needs no excuses
I deal my own deck
Sometimes the aces, sometimes the deuces
It's one life and there's no return and no deposit
One life so it's time to open up your closet
Life's not worth a damn till you can shout out
I am what I am

I am what I am

I am what I am
And what I am needs no excuses
I deal my own deck
Sometimes the aces, sometimes the deuces
It's one life and there's no return and no deposit
One life so it's time to open up your closet
Life's not worth a damn till you can shout out
I am what I am

I am I am I am good
I am I am I am strong
I am I am I am worthy
I am I am I belong

I am

I am

Who whoooo etc.
I am

I am I am I am useful
I am I am I am true
I am I am somebody
I am as good as you

Yes I am

Wikipedia on the song

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Tuesday, November 04, 2008

This strange feeling..

My gods... this strange feeling, like a bubble in my chest. I think.. I think... it's hope.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Still Here

I've been neglecting this blog shamefully....

It's been an up and down year. I'm anxious about the elections and the ongoing erosion of our civil rights. The job is good, but I'm suffering an epic-sized case of burnout on life in general, and especially my hobbies. The Diabetes flows in and out of control, and pain is a constant companion. I was on the condo association board but quit last night.

On the other hand, I've got a fabulous support network of terrific friends and a roof over my head. It could be a whole lot worse.

I turn 54 on Tuesday, and other than my joints I sure don't feel it.

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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Organizational Politics


Organizational politics make my head hurt. And my stomach. Somehow, though, I always seem to end up in the middle. Everyone knows I don't play politics, so they all come to me for a "neutral" opinion. sigh Life as a hockey puck...

That is all...

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

It's a Bouncing Baby Fridge!

Kenmore side by sideI moved into my condo in 1982, and my vanilla top-freezer fridge was there at the time. Over the years it's been very little trouble. The icemaker broke a couple of times; the second time I decided to live without it, and have muddled along fairly well. Thursday, it gasped its last. With 60lbs of frozen lamb in it (currently vacationing in my neighbor's freezer, bless her). I didn't realize, at the time, that the fridge portion had joined the suicide pact until it was too late to save most of the food in it. I saved the margaritas - there's enough alcohol in the bottle that it wouldn't dare spoil!

I thank $deity that I had just paid off my Sears card, so that I was able to take advantage of the current sale (pay it off by Nov 2008 and no interest).

Friday I measured the old fridge (and the opening) and went to sears.com to shop. I spent a couple of hours comparing features and prices and reading customer reviews, and made my selection - a White Kenmore 21.8 cu. ft. Side-By-Side Refrigerator with PuRŪ Ultimate II Water Filtration. I've always wanted a side-by-side with ice and water in the door. I placed my order, and selected delivery on Monday, confident that Sears would never let me down.

Monday... I never got a confirmation email, or a delivery appointment call, so I phoned Sears customer support. Not that they make that easy... after half an hour on hold, my first "helper" spoke English very poorly (and quietly), with a thick Hindustani accent, and told me "there is glitch in computer - order not processed". Her supervisor confirmed that there was nothing they could do to dislodge my order, and that she would cancel it. And then the phone disconnected.

Again I called, getting someone else, this time with more understandable speech. She offered to place another order... but the deal would be a little different. Instead of $150 off, there would be a rebate form, but in the end there'd be $250 off. And they'd comp my $75 delivery fee. Okay, okay... she placed the order, placed me on hold, and, yes, again I was disconnected. Terrible phone service they have at Sears customer support.

Two and a half hours on the phone, and I had a maybe-order. When it didn't show up online, I called them yet again. It would be, they informed me (I'm not even going to discover the number of transfers and retelling of my story this took) that it would be a minimum of 42 hours before they could even begin to schedule delivery.

Frustrated and desperate, I said: "What if I just cancel the online order and go into the store - do you think I could get a fridge sooner than two more days?". $deity was with me, for the perky phone person agreed that could be done, and even connected me with my local Sears. In 10 minutes I had placed my order with a friendly (commission paid) salesman Jimmy, with a promise that I'd have a call to schedule delivery the same day.

The machine called last night, and there is now a nice white fridge humming away in my kitchen.

It'll be a little longer before I have ice and water in the door, though. I have to get a plumber in to do that, so it'll have to wait till I can save up $100 or so to get the water hooked up. The plastic tube that the old fridge used (fed up from the basement) is, not unlike everything else in this place, not up to code. (The prior owner was a contractor and did things in his own idiosyncratic way.)

I don't care. I've been without an icemaker for 5 years; a few weeks or even months won't make a difference. I can refrigerate food and beverage again, and fetch my lamb back from my neighbor. Wheee!

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Friday, June 15, 2007

Friday Philosophy

In my blog-reading rounds at lunch, I came across what I can only see as very good advice for living a good life.

From True (http://glass.typepad.com/journal/2007/06/making_happy.html) via Rob Donoghue

  • Complaining is silly. Either act or forget.
  • Thinking life will be better in the future is stupid. I have to live now.
  • Being not truthful works against me.
  • Helping other people helps me.
  • Organizing a charity group is surprisingly easy.
  • Everything I do always comes back to me.
  • Money does not make me happy.
  • Traveling alone is helpful for a new perspective on life.
  • Assuming is stifling.
  • Keeping a diary supports my personal development.
  • Trying to look good limits my life.
  • Worrying solves nothing.
  • Material luxuries are best enjoyed in small doses.
  • Having guts always works out for me.
And... to put it really simply...


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